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Lekin Cricket Mat Khilayo

Sehwag Ko Mayur Pehnao;
Sachin Ko Pepsi Pilao;
Dhoni Ko Brylcreem Lagwao;
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Woh Jab Chalti Hai

Woh Jab Chalti Hai To Raahon Main 100-100 Ke Note
Bichhaa Deta Hoon
Woh Jab Chalti Hai To Raahon Main 100-100 Ke Note
Bichhaa Deta Hoon
Uske Jaane Ke Baad Woh Sab Note Utha Leta Hoon..
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Aakhir Padosi Kis Kaam Aate Hain

Ek Did Hamne Kaha Apani Biwi Se, Chalo Aaj Khana Bahar Khate Hain,
Biwi Ne Hamari Kaha Bahar Kyon, Aaj Bhi Ghar Par Hi Pakaate Hain.
Hamne Kaha Theek Hai, Par Shart Hai Hamari Ek,
Lakdiyan Aap Laao, Aur Chulha Ham Jalaate Hain.
Lo Sahab Lakdiyan To Aa Gain, Par Machis Nahi Mil Rahi,
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Nikaaah

Aaj Tak Woh Band Baje Shaamiyana Yaad Hay
Khud Ko Itni Dhoom Se Sooli Charhana Yaad Hay

Teen Moqay Bhi Diye Qazi Ne Ghor-O Fikr Ke
Aaj Tak Who Qeemati Moqay Ganwana Yaad Hay
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Popular Meeruthi Ke Qit’aat

Tanz-O-Mazah Ki Duniya Mein Popular Meeruthi
Kisi Taa’arruf Ke Mohtaaj Nahi….

Is Martaba Bhi Aaye Hain Number Tere To Kam
Ruswaiyon Ka Meri Daftar Banega Too
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Ek Bv Kaa Sawaal Hai Jii

Kabse Youn Yaaroo Kuwara
Koi Shadii Kaa Hi Kar Doo Upchaar
Nahii To Bhaiyaa Thoree Din
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Dula Dulhan

Din Tha Haseen,
Mousam Tha Suhana,
Dula Dulhan Kha Rahe The Hotal Baitke Kahna,
Itne Me Dule Ne Kaha Priye Chedoo Koi Tharana
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Jaidi Sahab Ka Maziah

Nakaam Mohabbat Ka Har Ik Dukh Sehna..
Har Haal Main Anjaam Se Darte Rehna
Qudrat Ka Barra Anjam Hai Jaidi……..
Mehbooba Ki Oolad Ka “Mamoon” Kehna!

Ladke

Arre Yaar….Kya Mal Hai
Has Ke To Dekh Kabhi…
Tu To Jameen Ko Dekhkar Nikalte Ho Mere Samne
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Aapko Dekhke…

“Aapko Dekh Ke,
Chaand Par Ghazal Likhne Ko Jee Karta Hai….
Aapko Dekh Ke,
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